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april 29 2003 - 10:09 pm



List As To Why I HATE Slimy Simon: [and my mum when she's with him]

  • he is skanky.
  • he is short.
  • he has ugly feet.
  • he looks like a plumber.
  • he looks like 'mario' specifically, from the movie 'super mario world'.
  • he has a very annoying stammer.
  • he has no clue who tori amos is.
  • he completely changes the subject whenever you are having a private convo with somebody else.
  • he bought matching COATS for him and my mum.
  • he stays here for days on end.
  • he calls my cat "lena" when her name is "elena".
  • he says hello to my cats like he knows them.
  • he calls my mum "Lynnie". In return, she calls him "Simey".
  • i want to vomit every time i come home.
  • he and my mum randomly run off to MILWAUKEE.
  • mummy constantly breaks promises because she's having sex with slimy.
  • the fucking bed squeaking bothers me immensely.
  • it is harder for me to go out w/o getting caught because she stays up.
  • he brings alcohol into our house [it would be okay, but i can't have any.]
  • i hate his glasses.
  • he lives with his mother.
  • he is unemployed.
  • he has a shitfit when my mum doesn't answer the cell within five seconds of it ringing.
  • he hates rats.
  • he calls at VERY inconvenient times, about 30 times a day.
  • he said that laurel had flaring nostrils.
  • he includes himself in conversations.
  • he pretends to be interested in my life.
  • his mum answers his cell when my mum calls and talks in italian, as if my mum understands it.
  • He's EVERYWHERE. every time i get picked up or something, he's THERE.
  • he is skanky.


and number one reason why i fucking HATE HIM?

and i'm sorry if you've been brainwashed into the disgusting side of life; the Homophobic-Anti-Gay-Community-Of-The-World. it is people like him that cause the destruction of the world. i should lie to him and tell him i'm a lesbian and see what he says. but listen. the other day my mum came to pick me and my sis up from downtown [because we're so cool, and we have to get rides from concerts from my MUM, since my sister didn't have her car w/ her] and of course, fucking slimon was there because he's EVERYWHERE. so two guys are walking downtown holding hands. and fucking slimy throws a shit fit. "ewwww why do they do that in public that's so gross, i don't understand why they do that in public."

listen to me, you little fuckers.

that is the EXACT SAME THING as seeing a person of a certain race walking down the sidewalk and saying "wow, i know that they can't help what color or ethnicity they are, but they don't have to go DISPLAYING it in public! they should lock themselves up in their room and only come out at night."

That is the EXACT SAME THING as seeing a guy and a girl holding hands and saying "ewwww, public displays of affection. god, that is so gross!"

i would really like somebody to explain to me why some fuckers have a complete lack of common sense and think that people 'choose' 'alternative lifestyles'. and please tell me why it's 'alternative'. yes, let's please make it sound OFFENSIVE. 'alternative to the good, normalness of good people's lives.' what the FUCK? i would really like somebody to explain to me why gays are perceived by certain fuckers as being 'gross'. people at my school are the exact same way. especially in my english class... but let's not name names.

oh, right, i know why. RELIGION and REPUBLICANISM and CONSERVATISM. are we EVER GOING TO DROP these terrible views and stereotypes?

so, someone please explain to me, why a god/goddess/gods/goddesses/being/etc. would create a gay person to send him or her to hell. and then when a child says that a priest has molested him or her, she or he is not believed because a priest who lets the 'word of god' flow through him could not do wrong?

actually, don't bother explaining it to me, because you're all fucking shit, and NOTHING YOU SAY MAKES SENSE. what is WRONG with you homophobic people and COMMON SENSE? do you all just LACK it? these people pull these shields over your eyes when you're born and EVERYBODY ON THE OUTSIDE CAN SEE IT. YOU CAN'T.

so simon? you're much more likely to go to hell for being discriminative than the people who are born a 'certain way'.

i am done with my rant.

i apologize for offensive remarks, except not really.

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